Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The middle of the end

I have now entered that weird time when I feel like I don't have enough time left to do anything before leaving. Sort of like the concept of "lame duck". I don't really want to buy anything, because then I just have to haul it home. I don't really want to go anywhere because I want to spend time with the people that I know here. Nevertheless, it is a fun time here full of parties and partings. And just in case you thought this was going to be a weepy entry full of stuff that you don't want to read about, dear reader; think again. Thats right, you guessed it, upon my triumphant(?) return from Japan, there will be gifts. Oh and not just any gifts. No, these gifts are of the most sought after in Japan. Yes, you are correct in your thinking once again, FROGS! You may remember the frog drawing from the last time I was home. But that is not the best part! The best part is that now, instead of only 8 frog banks, I have acquired 24 frogs of an entirely different (and forgive me) less exciting function. You can now start wondering which one will I get? Snow Frog? Hot Frog? Or even the mysterious Kagamimochi Frog?! That is only three! There are 24 total unique frogs! The possibilities are endless!!! Well, maybe not endless, but there are 24 possibilities!!! Only I know them all, and of those I only know what less than half mean! FROGS!!!

On a side note as I was walking home today I happened to pass a UFO catcher arcade in the covered mall (an arcade inside an arcade, oh the irony. Or is that a coincidence?). Anyhow, front and center in this UFO catcher arcade was a UFO Catcher (or claw game) whose only prizes were large plush breasts, complete with plush nipples. And if you caught two plush breasts you could try again for a large plush brazierre. That way you could protect the modesty of the large plush invisible woman that you could pretend that they belonged to. Its nice to know that after a year here I can still be dumbfounded from time to time.

2 Comments:

Blogger Maryann said...

I think an arcade inside and arcade is just redundance.

I must admit, when I read the phrase "large plush breasts, complete with plush nipples," I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmm plush nipples

8:44 PM  

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