Last warning
ATTENTION OLD JAPANESE LADIES: I am more than happy to move out of your way to make it easy for you to get from point "a" to point "b", but you have got to stop altering your courses to run directly into me. That and appearing in front of me from my blind spot so I have to throw my entire body backwards to avoid accidentally tackling your 4'5" frame is not cool. And one last thing, stop delivering deadly elbow strikes in order to get past me in line at the grocery store. That is uncalled for. Now then, I have tried to be nice, showing respect and all that crap, and in all due respect it is amazing that you can still ride a bike at the age of 4000. Be that as it may, if the wackness does not cease, it is going to be a festival of broken hips.
I'm going to hell for this one.
posted by Michael @ 8:34 AM
1 Comments:
Hey if you are going to go to hell, you might as well do it with some style.
Can't think of a whole lot more style than kicking an 4000 year old lady's ass at the grocery store.... :)
Perhaps they are secretly trying to teach you the ways of the ninja by improving your agility and elbow-throwing manuveurs?? Hmmm...
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