Sometimes its just too easy...

...I mean seriously, its like shooting fish in a barrel, and other such idioms as well. At my gym they have many classes that people can attend, you know, its a pretty regular thing for gyms to do. Without a doubt though, the funniest is the hip-hop dance class. The class is taught by a Japanese lady, who wears sweatpants that are about one hundred sizes too big, and t-shirt that hangs down to her knees and a cap that is always turned to the side. The class itself is made up of people of all ages. All ages. You honestly haven't lived until you have seen an old woman wearing cutoff camoflauge pants and a bandana, dancing like some girl from a Ja-Rule video. They also have the most uncoordinated man in the universe (we can smell our own). If there is anything that can make you feel more embarrassed for someone that can't dance than dancing, it is watching them do a dance that someone who can dance has coreographed(sp). On their own non-dancers will either stop, or settle for a simple sway and bounce. In a class, they have to go through complex move after complex move, and well...damn. On top of this it all seems so out of place. Oh well, I guess it is no stranger than a big unflexible white guy trying to do Yoga, in the class after hip-hop dancing. But that is a story for another day...


p.s. I am no longer being sued. They were looking for the 1966 Szalay.